king of the camels

HAPPY NEW YUMBERLING'S

2012-01-02T13:19:00.001-08:00

ANTI POEM

2011-01-03T16:52:00.000-08:00

OPTION 3

2011-01-01T16:48:00.000-08:00

COWELLING

2010-12-13T04:55:00.000-08:00

REMINDER

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WAY BACK IN WEST BERLIN A TABLE MADE OUT OF WOOD
WHITE WINE AND YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME
WHITE WINE AND YOU A TABLE MADE OUT OF WOOD

YOUR PLASTIC RAINCOAT LOOK SO GOOD TOO

2010-11-25T15:11:00.000-08:00

EVEN ODD'S

2010-11-16T14:23:00.000-08:00

IT'S DARK THE RAIN IS HAMERING ON OUR HOUSE
THE FIRE IS BLAZING AND THE CANDLES ARE FLICKERING !

A GREAT NIGHT OUT IN

2010-11-09T05:27:00.000-08:00

ITS NOT A POST OFFICE

2010-10-23T17:33:00.000-07:00

RED BUS

2010-09-14T03:22:00.000-07:00

IF THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE SEA IS BLUE AND YOUR FREEZING COLD IN A BLUE CANOE WHAT COLOUR ARE YOU ?

AND A PURPLE MAN

TITUS made me do this

2010-09-13T06:28:00.000-07:00

1. You could say I started blogging to inform the world that the CAMEL'S had a KING
or to share the delights of my LIFE.
But the truth is that David gave me a computer ! CHEER'S DAVE !
2.Columbia (not that one I would never come back alive) Recording studios N.Y.
to have THE WATERCATS recorded & produced by Daniel Lanois.
3. Primary school :- Miss Mergatroid (first romantic twitches)
Secondary school :- Mr Woolhead (whistling Jack)(gave me the portfolio prize for technical
drawing ,without a bribe)
4. GEORGE W BUSH (to ask him to apologize)
5. Over.
6.Debbi Thomas !
7.Bandit (dead but still with me) Rosie smaller version of Bandit (alive)
8. I don't live in a town but my nearest town is full of middle class wonabees, drunkydrugedscum & a castle.

PURE FICTION POETRY BUS FING

2010-09-05T14:08:00.000-07:00

A TRANSFORMATION

POETRY BUS DRIVEN BY KAREN

2010-08-29T10:56:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUS DRIVER

2010-08-08T15:10:00.000-07:00

THE STREET PERFORMER AWOKE WITH A PLAN IN HER HEAD!
''DRESS AS A GREY FAIRY''
A CHILD GAVE HER ONLY ONE CENT AND THE FAIRY SAW RED !

SIDEWAYS

2010-08-06T17:53:00.000-07:00

IT'S FUNY HOW ALL THE THINGS TAKE A JUMP SIDEWAYS (usually to the left) I WAS WATCHING MY OLD FREIND TOM PLAYING THE BASE (totally oblivious to what my maulers were up to on the maple) VICK'S SINGING & PICKING KEEPING US ALIVE, I NOTICED A GAP IN THE BASE STRINGS ''''''''''',,,,,,. Then in a lost memory Mr Redgreen said pointing to the anti gravity tanks floating just above the sand ''HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW THE MAGNETIC FIELD IS TRYING TO UNLODGE THEM BY PUSHING THEM TO TE LEFT''
My VAN DIED, Rosie had 5 pups I found a stone on the beach Nina is 1 and I have got to get on an aeroplane c'os Kaf is 70

I WONDER HOW MUM AND DAD ARE GETTING ALONG IN SPACE !

2010-07-12T16:17:00.000-07:00

MY POEM ON A THING

2010-07-11T16:58:00.000-07:00

POETRY AN ALL THAT AND A NEW CAMEL !

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2010-06-17T15:28:00.000-07:00

It's in the small print !

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2010-05-31T16:59:00.000-07:00

NEVER ERD OF ANY OF EM!

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2010-05-17T16:13:00.000-07:00

EEJITS POETRY BUS.. ROCKIN ROLLING.. RIDING..

2010-05-02T15:22:00.000-07:00

tHIS IS my POEM.. MY poem!... MMMIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE....

I DON'T CARE by vickyguns

(not vickyguns).. but MINE!

THIS IS AN ADD FOR THE WATERCATS

2010-02-15T11:38:00.000-08:00

MUSIC TO RIDE YOUR CAMEL TO...

2010-02-14T13:22:00.000-08:00

AN ARMY IS COMING

SO I HID THE CAMELS !

BANDIT BINLINER

2009-12-08T13:12:00.001-08:00

Mr. REDGREEN'S EYE TEST.

2009-11-27T11:44:00.000-08:00

CAN I HAVE A GO ?

2009-11-25T15:14:00.000-08:00

there you go KIPERTHING a self portrait, can you find me?

SOME MUSIC TO BATH TO

2009-11-23T14:03:00.000-08:00

GLOBAL WARMING, GOD, and FLOODS

2009-11-22T15:40:00.002-08:00

NEVER ASK A FIREMAN TO :--

2009-11-20T13:15:00.000-08:00

PUT THE CAT OUT

PUT A CANDLE OUT

PUT THE KETTLE ON

CAMELS, RATS and CROWS

2009-11-18T12:31:00.000-08:00

IT'S JUST A DREAM I SOMETIMES HAVE ABOUT THE HUGE COLOURED BLOBS THAT TRY TO SQUEEZE THROUGH TINY GAPS IN AN APOCALYPTIC KIND OF FASHION,
SO I GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE AND IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SEE A GLOWING YELLOW ORB THAT SLOWLY GOES BY THEN TURNS AROUND AND COMES BACK AT ME,
SO I GO BACK INSIDE AND TRY TO HIDE BUT THERE'S A FEELING BY MY SIDE THAT THERE'S A HUMAN BEING THAT DIED A HUNDRED YEARS AGO NOW ITS COME BACK TO GET ME !

ORDERS I HAVE FOR YOU

2009-11-12T10:45:00.000-08:00

DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM YODA !

DON'T PARK ON A YELLOW LINE !

GET THIS FOR RON

AFTER THE FLOOD

2009-10-31T16:13:00.000-07:00

HOUSE GOT FLOODED !
CLEANED UP'DRIED UP ,
found this on the floor!

GODAM WATERCATS GET EVERYWHERE!

RAT for HIRE

2009-10-26T08:50:00.000-07:00

A COLLECTION OF EAR FLICKING STICKS!

IF YOU HIRE A RAT TO POWER YOUR BIKE YOU HAVE TO STOP TO GIVE HIM A BREAK
its only fair co`s his little legs ache!

FUN !

2009-10-20T03:12:00.000-07:00

IF YOU ARE BORED and you have a small child POKE IT WITH YOUR POKING STICK and recite this small ditty

2009-10-15T12:05:00.000-07:00

FLYING part 1 and 2

2009-10-12T13:47:00.000-07:00

IS IT AS EASY AS FALLING OF A HORSE ?

ABDOL McTAVERNDISH MADE HIS OWN PLANE

HE FLEW IN IT ONCE BUT NEVER AGAIN

HOW Mr REDGREEN MADE THE ALIENS CRY

2009-10-08T11:44:00.000-07:00

IN THE LONG YARD BETWEEN THE CAMP AND BEELZEBUBS BOUNDARY OMAY MYSELF AND TWO PEOPLE SHAPES WERE TEACHING THE CAMELS TO GO TO SLEEP .ACROSS THE SKY WE HEARD THE USUAL UNUSUAL CRACKS POPS AND THE MUFFLED BOOMS !
ABOUT AN HOUR OR MAYBE FORE (hard for us to tell no stars gone in the sky smoke)
THE CAMELS BECAME UNEASY IN THERE SNORING .
A CART PULLED BY TWO MEN WITH FACES HIDDEN CAME NEAR TO US THEY WERE HURRIED BUT WE CAN SEE MrREDGEENS FACE SMILING AT US FROM THE BACK OF THE CART HIS BODY WRAPPED IN RUGS ON A BED OF STRAW.
THEY DISAPPEARED WITH HIM INTO THE BIG WHITE TENT WITH RED MARKINGS .
IT REMINDED US OF THE TIME WE ALL RACED IN CARTS NOT WITH PULLERS BUT ON STEEP HILLS VERY FUN AND UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING SO OMAY STARTED TO GIGGLE THEN ME AND TWO SHAPES JOINED HIM LOUD LAUGHING AND FROM THE WHITE TENT MrREDGREEN JOINED IN !

AFTER SNORING WITH THE CAMELS THE EARLY SUN WOKE US MrREDGREEN WAS NOT WITH US SO WE WENT TO THE WHITE TENT TO FIND HIM.
AT THE OPENING WAS THE BIG LADY WITH MANY EAR RINGS SHE LED US TO A HAZY CORNER ,THERE MrREDGREEN WAS LYING STILL UNDER COLOURFUL SHEETS .
EARING LADY TOLD US THAT ANOTHER HUMAN HAD MADE A BIG HOLE IN MrREDGREEN !
AND HE WAS ABOUT TO BE DEAD SOON ,
OUT SIDE WE CAN HEAR THE HUMMING OF THE ALIANS GATHERING AND WE WERE SCARED BUT BRAVE !
FOR MANY DAYS WE TICKLED HIS FEET TO MAKE HIM LAUGH LATER MrREDGREEN WAS VERY QUIET HE LET A LONG SIGH AND OMAY SAID "HAVE THEY TAKEN HIM" THEN MrREDGREEN MADE ANOTHER SIGH IT WAS FUNNY MOMENT SO WE BURST WITH THE LAUGHTER THAT MrREDGREEN HAD TOUGH US !
SLOWLY QUIET AT FIRST MrREDGREEN CAME BACK WITH US IN THE LAUGHING AND WE COULD HERE THE ALIENS CRYING IN DISAPPOINTMENT AS THEY MOVED AWAY !
Mr redgreen walks no more so we push him to the market in a cart !
HE WONT LET US TAKE HIM TO THE HILLS !

UNUSUAL

2009-10-06T12:30:00.000-07:00

BUT TASTY

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IS JESUSES BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 25th

NO - WE WENT FISHING IN THE BIG SEA IN A WOODEN BOAT WITH A RED SAIL `OMAY` KEPT FALLING IN WE WERE LAUGHING LOTS OF TIMES , Mr REDGREEN TOLD US TO BE QUIET WHEN WE DROPPED IRON HOOK TIED TO THIN STRING TO THE SEA ANIMAL ,THREE WE COUGHT ONE FOR EACH ! THEY LOOKED ANGRY BUT WHEN THEY DIED SMILLES AND BIG EYEBALLS GAVE THEM HAPPY FACES . WE DRANK POTATO WINE BUT TO WINDY FOR A PIPE . LAUGHING MORE `` WE COULD NOT SEE THE LAND AND LAUGHED MORE AT OUR DANGER .Mr REDGREEN WAS WITH THE SKY AS ONE SO WE WERE SAFE BACK TO THE SAND . `OMAY` AND MYSELF LIT A FIRE IN THE DUNES WHILST Mr REDGREEN CUT THE PURPLE TUBES OUT OF THE SEA ANIMALS . WE PUT THAIR HEADS ON OUR TREE STICKS AND POINTED THEIR FUNNY FACES OUT TO THE BIG SEA .
WE DRANK SACKS OF POTATO WINE AND SMOKED TO MANY PIPES AS THE FUNNY FACES WATCHED THE SUN TURN FROM A BIG YELLOW BALL INTO HALF OF A BIG ORANGE BALL THEN AN UPSIDEDOWN RED SMILE THEN IT WAS THE MOON !
MrREDGREEN TURNED THE BOAT OVER FOR US TO SLEEP AND HIDE FROM THE ORBS UNDER . JUST BEFORE WE DID THIS WE HELD OUR FLASKS UP TO THE SKY AND Mr REDGREEN SAID
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS"

MADE IN CHINA

2009-10-05T16:11:00.000-07:00

I HAVE MY ENGLISH CLASS TODAY SOMETIMES , I AM A BIT OLD TO BE LEARNED AT ,MY TUTER IS ROUND AND WARES SOME RUBBER HATS ,HE IS VERRY GOOD AND CLEVER AND MY CARAVAN IS SMALLER THAN HIS .

wish

2009-10-05T07:36:00.000-07:00

I WISH MY MOUTH WAS NEVER DRY ,I ALWAYS WANT MY HEART TO SAW , I WISH FOR THINGS I WANT THE MOST ,I WISH THOSE FLOWERS WERE BEANS WITH TOAST .

Nchaioui Proverb

2009-10-05T05:58:00.000-07:00

A pipe of kif before breakfast gives a man the strengh of a hundred camels in the courtyard .

IS THIS THE RIGHT PLANET?

2009-10-04T15:56:00.000-07:00

WHEN IT RAINS ITS STILL WARM . BUT THIS IS WAX.