Rony put the kettle on, rony put the kettle on, rony put the kettle on, no you stupid bas!@£$ not on me! It's a great likeness, If you drew a self portrait would you be guilty of calling the kettle Black! though Your highness? As for Argent I wouldn't ask for a lift either!
Oh, since you'll be making the tea, could you put a shot of whiskey in mine, please? I've a bit of a head cold, and a hot tottie would be lovely. Thanks!
difficult to tell. I was brought up by unusual creatures and launched into a colourful world, as king of the camels. I also do a lot of work for crows and rats in the form of negotiating territories.
...because only a firewoman can handle those tasks with the proper finesse. ; )
ReplyDeleteFantastic! You made me laugh and laughing is good for your health, so thank you for improving my health today.
ReplyDeleteLOL - great illustration O Kingly one! You shouldn't ask one for a light either!
ReplyDeleteHa ! Good advice methinks... And I join Lydia's thought there, this must be as good as drinking a fresh fruit smoothy...
ReplyDeleteFunny,very funny,hope Kipling has a sense of humor,especially if he has been up all night pumping OUT the flood in Lismore.
ReplyDeleteI must have another cup of tea :0D
ReplyDeleteRony put the kettle on,
ReplyDeleterony put the kettle on,
rony put the kettle on,
no you stupid bas!@£$ not on me!
It's a great likeness, If you drew a self portrait would you be guilty of calling the kettle Black! though Your highness?
As for Argent I wouldn't ask for a lift either!
JEANNE
ReplyDeletethere also into hosery!
LYDIA
thank you ! that makes me feel good
i will try and make you laugh some more!
CHEERS(cup of tea)
ARGENT
I won't , actualy I think I had better avoid the local firemen altogether!
OWEN
or smoking a smoothe fresh fruitcake!
MATRON
so do I !!!!!!
WATERBLOB
i'll make it !
KIPER
Yea! perhaps i will do a self portrait!
I can make handsom people look rough so spose i can do the opposite!
CAN I HAVE A LIFT by the way?
Hahaha! Yes, indeed, your Highness!
ReplyDeleteOh, since you'll be making the tea, could you put a shot of whiskey in mine, please? I've a bit of a head cold, and a hot tottie would be lovely. Thanks!
JEANNE
ReplyDeletelets forget the tea and just hit the whiskey!
Sounds good, your Highness... so poetic, too!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a little uisce beatha to warm the cockles of one's heart!
Mr Kipling does wear exceedingly good hats.
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