...because only a firewoman can handle those tasks with the proper finesse. ; )
Fantastic! You made me laugh and laughing is good for your health, so thank you for improving my health today.
LOL - great illustration O Kingly one! You shouldn't ask one for a light either!
Ha ! Good advice methinks... And I join Lydia's thought there, this must be as good as drinking a fresh fruit smoothy...
Funny,very funny,hope Kipling has a sense of humor,especially if he has been up all night pumping OUT the flood in Lismore.
I must have another cup of tea :0D
Rony put the kettle on, rony put the kettle on, rony put the kettle on, no you stupid bas!@£$ not on me!It's a great likeness, If you drew a self portrait would you be guilty of calling the kettle Black! though Your highness?As for Argent I wouldn't ask for a lift either!
JEANNEthere also into hosery!LYDIAthank you ! that makes me feel goodi will try and make you laugh some more!CHEERS(cup of tea)ARGENTI won't , actualy I think I had better avoid the local firemen altogether!OWENor smoking a smoothe fresh fruitcake!MATRONso do I !!!!!!WATERBLOBi'll make it !KIPERYea! perhaps i will do a self portrait!I can make handsom people look rough so spose i can do the opposite!CAN I HAVE A LIFT by the way?
Hahaha! Yes, indeed, your Highness!Oh, since you'll be making the tea, could you put a shot of whiskey in mine, please? I've a bit of a head cold, and a hot tottie would be lovely. Thanks!
JEANNElets forget the tea and just hit the whiskey!
Sounds good, your Highness... so poetic, too! Nothing like a little uisce beatha to warm the cockles of one's heart!
Mr Kipling does wear exceedingly good hats.