Friday, November 20, 2009

NEVER ASK A FIREMAN TO :--

PUT THE CAT OUT


PUT A CANDLE OUT


PUT THE KETTLE ON

12 comments:

  1. ...because only a firewoman can handle those tasks with the proper finesse. ; )

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  2. Fantastic! You made me laugh and laughing is good for your health, so thank you for improving my health today.

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  3. LOL - great illustration O Kingly one! You shouldn't ask one for a light either!

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  4. Ha ! Good advice methinks... And I join Lydia's thought there, this must be as good as drinking a fresh fruit smoothy...

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  5. Funny,very funny,hope Kipling has a sense of humor,especially if he has been up all night pumping OUT the flood in Lismore.

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  6. Rony put the kettle on,
    rony put the kettle on,
    rony put the kettle on,
    no you stupid bas!@£$ not on me!
    It's a great likeness, If you drew a self portrait would you be guilty of calling the kettle Black! though Your highness?
    As for Argent I wouldn't ask for a lift either!

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  7. JEANNE
    there also into hosery!

    LYDIA
    thank you ! that makes me feel good
    i will try and make you laugh some more!
    CHEERS(cup of tea)

    ARGENT
    I won't , actualy I think I had better avoid the local firemen altogether!

    OWEN
    or smoking a smoothe fresh fruitcake!

    MATRON
    so do I !!!!!!

    WATERBLOB
    i'll make it !

    KIPER
    Yea! perhaps i will do a self portrait!
    I can make handsom people look rough so spose i can do the opposite!
    CAN I HAVE A LIFT by the way?

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  8. Hahaha! Yes, indeed, your Highness!

    Oh, since you'll be making the tea, could you put a shot of whiskey in mine, please? I've a bit of a head cold, and a hot tottie would be lovely. Thanks!

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  9. JEANNE
    lets forget the tea and just hit the whiskey!

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  10. Sounds good, your Highness... so poetic, too!
    Nothing like a little uisce beatha to warm the cockles of one's heart!

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  11. Mr Kipling does wear exceedingly good hats.

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