Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

CAN I HAVE A GO ?



there you go KIPERTHING a self portrait, can you find me?

Friday, November 20, 2009

NEVER ASK A FIREMAN TO :--

PUT THE CAT OUT


PUT A CANDLE OUT


PUT THE KETTLE ON

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

CAMELS, RATS and CROWS









IT'S JUST A DREAM I SOMETIMES HAVE ABOUT THE HUGE COLOURED BLOBS THAT TRY TO SQUEEZE THROUGH TINY GAPS IN AN APOCALYPTIC KIND OF FASHION,
SO I GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE AND IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SEE A GLOWING YELLOW ORB THAT SLOWLY GOES BY THEN TURNS AROUND AND COMES BACK AT ME,
SO I GO BACK INSIDE AND TRY TO HIDE BUT THERE'S A FEELING BY MY SIDE THAT THERE'S A HUMAN BEING THAT DIED A HUNDRED YEARS AGO NOW ITS COME BACK TO GET ME !

Thursday, November 12, 2009

ORDERS I HAVE FOR YOU




DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM YODA !

DON'T PARK ON A YELLOW LINE !




GET THIS FOR RON

Saturday, October 31, 2009

AFTER THE FLOOD

HOUSE GOT FLOODED !
CLEANED UP'DRIED UP ,
found this on the floor!

GODAM WATERCATS GET EVERYWHERE!

Monday, October 26, 2009

RAT for HIRE





A COLLECTION OF EAR FLICKING STICKS!





IF YOU HIRE A RAT TO POWER YOUR BIKE YOU HAVE TO STOP TO GIVE HIM A BREAK
its only fair co`s his little legs ache!


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

FLYING part 1 and 2


IS IT AS EASY AS FALLING OF A HORSE ?


ABDOL McTAVERNDISH MADE HIS OWN PLANE

HE FLEW IN IT ONCE BUT NEVER AGAIN

Thursday, October 8, 2009

HOW Mr REDGREEN MADE THE ALIENS CRY


IN THE LONG YARD BETWEEN THE CAMP AND BEELZEBUBS BOUNDARY OMAY MYSELF AND TWO PEOPLE SHAPES WERE TEACHING THE CAMELS TO GO TO SLEEP .ACROSS THE SKY WE HEARD THE USUAL UNUSUAL CRACKS POPS AND THE MUFFLED BOOMS !
ABOUT AN HOUR OR MAYBE FORE (hard for us to tell no stars gone in the sky smoke)
THE CAMELS BECAME UNEASY IN THERE SNORING .
A CART PULLED BY TWO MEN WITH FACES HIDDEN CAME NEAR TO US THEY WERE HURRIED BUT WE CAN SEE MrREDGEENS FACE SMILING AT US FROM THE BACK OF THE CART HIS BODY WRAPPED IN RUGS ON A BED OF STRAW.
THEY DISAPPEARED WITH HIM INTO THE BIG WHITE TENT WITH RED MARKINGS .
IT REMINDED US OF THE TIME WE ALL RACED IN CARTS NOT WITH PULLERS BUT ON STEEP HILLS VERY FUN AND UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING SO OMAY STARTED TO GIGGLE THEN ME AND TWO SHAPES JOINED HIM LOUD LAUGHING AND FROM THE WHITE TENT MrREDGREEN JOINED IN !

AFTER SNORING WITH THE CAMELS THE EARLY SUN WOKE US MrREDGREEN WAS NOT WITH US SO WE WENT TO THE WHITE TENT TO FIND HIM.
AT THE OPENING WAS THE BIG LADY WITH MANY EAR RINGS SHE LED US TO A HAZY CORNER ,THERE MrREDGREEN WAS LYING STILL UNDER COLOURFUL SHEETS .
EARING LADY TOLD US THAT ANOTHER HUMAN HAD MADE A BIG HOLE IN MrREDGREEN !
AND HE WAS ABOUT TO BE DEAD SOON ,
OUT SIDE WE CAN HEAR THE HUMMING OF THE ALIANS GATHERING AND WE WERE SCARED BUT BRAVE !
FOR MANY DAYS WE TICKLED HIS FEET TO MAKE HIM LAUGH LATER MrREDGREEN WAS VERY QUIET HE LET A LONG SIGH AND OMAY SAID "HAVE THEY TAKEN HIM" THEN MrREDGREEN MADE ANOTHER SIGH IT WAS FUNNY MOMENT SO WE BURST WITH THE LAUGHTER THAT MrREDGREEN HAD TOUGH US !
SLOWLY QUIET AT FIRST MrREDGREEN CAME BACK WITH US IN THE LAUGHING AND WE COULD HERE THE ALIENS CRYING IN DISAPPOINTMENT AS THEY MOVED AWAY !
Mr redgreen walks no more so we push him to the market in a cart !
HE WONT LET US TAKE HIM TO THE HILLS !

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

UNUSUAL



BUT TASTY


________________________________________________________________________________
IS JESUSES BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 25th

NO - WE WENT FISHING IN THE BIG SEA IN A WOODEN BOAT WITH A RED SAIL `OMAY` KEPT FALLING IN WE WERE LAUGHING LOTS OF TIMES , Mr REDGREEN TOLD US TO BE QUIET WHEN WE DROPPED IRON HOOK TIED TO THIN STRING TO THE SEA ANIMAL ,THREE WE COUGHT ONE FOR EACH ! THEY LOOKED ANGRY BUT WHEN THEY DIED SMILLES AND BIG EYEBALLS GAVE THEM HAPPY FACES . WE DRANK POTATO WINE BUT TO WINDY FOR A PIPE . LAUGHING MORE `` WE COULD NOT SEE THE LAND AND LAUGHED MORE AT OUR DANGER .Mr REDGREEN WAS WITH THE SKY AS ONE SO WE WERE SAFE BACK TO THE SAND . `OMAY` AND MYSELF LIT A FIRE IN THE DUNES WHILST Mr REDGREEN CUT THE PURPLE TUBES OUT OF THE SEA ANIMALS . WE PUT THAIR HEADS ON OUR TREE STICKS AND POINTED THEIR FUNNY FACES OUT TO THE BIG SEA .
WE DRANK SACKS OF POTATO WINE AND SMOKED TO MANY PIPES AS THE FUNNY FACES WATCHED THE SUN TURN FROM A BIG YELLOW BALL INTO HALF OF A BIG ORANGE BALL THEN AN UPSIDEDOWN RED SMILE THEN IT WAS THE MOON !
MrREDGREEN TURNED THE BOAT OVER FOR US TO SLEEP AND HIDE FROM THE ORBS UNDER . JUST BEFORE WE DID THIS WE HELD OUR FLASKS UP TO THE SKY AND Mr REDGREEN SAID
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS"

Monday, October 5, 2009

MADE IN CHINA

I HAVE MY ENGLISH CLASS TODAY SOMETIMES , I AM A BIT OLD TO BE LEARNED AT ,MY TUTER IS ROUND AND WARES SOME RUBBER HATS ,HE IS VERRY GOOD AND CLEVER AND MY CARAVAN IS SMALLER THAN HIS .

wish


I WISH MY MOUTH WAS NEVER DRY ,I ALWAYS WANT MY HEART TO SAW , I WISH FOR THINGS I WANT THE MOST ,I WISH THOSE FLOWERS WERE BEANS WITH TOAST .

Nchaioui Proverb



A pipe of kif before breakfast gives a man the strengh of a hundred camels in the courtyard .

Sunday, October 4, 2009

IS THIS THE RIGHT PLANET?




WHEN IT RAINS ITS STILL WARM . BUT THIS IS WAX.