IN THE LONG YARD BETWEEN THE CAMP AND BEELZEBUBS BOUNDARY OMAY MYSELF AND TWO PEOPLE SHAPES WERE TEACHING THE CAMELS TO GO TO SLEEP .ACROSS THE SKY WE HEARD THE USUAL UNUSUAL CRACKS POPS AND THE MUFFLED BOOMS !
ABOUT AN HOUR OR MAYBE FORE (hard for us to tell no stars gone in the sky smoke)
THE CAMELS BECAME UNEASY IN THERE SNORING .
A CART PULLED BY TWO MEN WITH FACES HIDDEN CAME NEAR TO US THEY WERE HURRIED BUT WE CAN SEE MrREDGEENS FACE SMILING AT US FROM THE BACK OF THE CART HIS BODY WRAPPED IN RUGS ON A BED OF STRAW.
THEY DISAPPEARED WITH HIM INTO THE BIG WHITE TENT WITH RED MARKINGS .
IT REMINDED US OF THE TIME WE ALL RACED IN CARTS NOT WITH PULLERS BUT ON STEEP HILLS VERY FUN AND UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING SO OMAY STARTED TO GIGGLE THEN ME AND TWO SHAPES JOINED HIM LOUD LAUGHING AND FROM THE WHITE TENT MrREDGREEN JOINED IN !
AFTER SNORING WITH THE CAMELS THE EARLY SUN WOKE US MrREDGREEN WAS NOT WITH US SO WE WENT TO THE WHITE TENT TO FIND HIM.
AT THE OPENING WAS THE BIG LADY WITH MANY EAR RINGS SHE LED US TO A HAZY CORNER ,THERE MrREDGREEN WAS LYING STILL UNDER COLOURFUL SHEETS .
EARING LADY TOLD US THAT ANOTHER HUMAN HAD MADE A BIG HOLE IN MrREDGREEN !
AND HE WAS ABOUT TO BE DEAD SOON ,
OUT SIDE WE CAN HEAR THE HUMMING OF THE ALIANS GATHERING AND WE WERE SCARED BUT BRAVE !
FOR MANY DAYS WE TICKLED HIS FEET TO MAKE HIM LAUGH LATER MrREDGREEN WAS VERY QUIET HE LET A LONG SIGH AND OMAY SAID "HAVE THEY TAKEN HIM" THEN MrREDGREEN MADE ANOTHER SIGH IT WAS FUNNY MOMENT SO WE BURST WITH THE LAUGHTER THAT MrREDGREEN HAD TOUGH US !
SLOWLY QUIET AT FIRST MrREDGREEN CAME BACK WITH US IN THE LAUGHING AND WE COULD HERE THE ALIENS CRYING IN DISAPPOINTMENT AS THEY MOVED AWAY !
Mr redgreen walks no more so we push him to the market in a cart !
HE WONT LET US TAKE HIM TO THE HILLS !
Goddarn alien twats!.. they don't like the laughter of humans... I hear it offends them and makes their brains fry, thus leading to alien ear paralysis, the only antidote to this is a good helping of iron bru which has been fermented in tomato lined wooden casks for thirty two years. You can see why laughter pisses them off! :-P
ReplyDeleteCheck Mr RedGreen still has his kidneys.They fetch a good price on ebay.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear the aliens did not win this one. Mr RedGreen can still go to the market in a cart at least and his has his friend-shapes with him.
ReplyDeleteI found this intensely moving. And now I'm sad.
ReplyDeleteMr, Redgreen has a small farm there? does he
ReplyDeleteraise cattle then for the aliens to come and
cook them at our door BBQ joints up and down the coast of the place where most seem to be
Turk-ish? Do tell King..don't make us wait forever..
Alleluia!
ReplyDeleteThis story would make a good science fiction 'who done it'.You should write a book,it would be a best seller.Keep up your hilarious blog,it makes me laugh,it is a breath of fresh air.
ReplyDeleteI am getting quite fond of Mr Redgreen,hope he recovers!
I am sorry you refused to send me a photo of your self with your camels,also you have not given me your address,so can not send second hand camel coat to keep you warm,but i suppose your caravan keeps moving,if it comes my way you can call in and collect it.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your adventure very much,tell mr Redgreen i have a spare market trolly if the one he is using breakes down.