Mammy you told me the house was on fire turns out that you're a right little liar a right clever trick or so you thought, coz I was in the shop and look what I bought a box of matches and a cigarette lighter looks like you'll be needing a fire fighter.
Aren't there laws against this kind of thing? Not that I wouldn't like to poke a small child with a stick and frighten it to within an inch of its life...
This is brilliant, K of C! We all have that small child in us, don't we? And the crazy Mother that just keeps prodding us to attend to our waking world. Wake Up! Yes! I hear ya! Loud and clear!
difficult to tell. I was brought up by unusual creatures and launched into a colourful world, as king of the camels. I also do a lot of work for crows and rats in the form of negotiating territories.
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Apologies, King of the Camels.
ReplyDeleteThis will be going viral at the school gates at precisely 9.20am tomorrow.
Mammy you told me the house was on fire
ReplyDeleteturns out that you're a right little liar
a right clever trick or so you thought,
coz I was in the shop and look what I bought
a box of matches and a cigarette lighter
looks like you'll be needing a fire fighter.
Aren't there laws against this kind of thing? Not that I wouldn't like to poke a small child with a stick and frighten it to within an inch of its life...
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant, K of C! We all have that small child in us, don't we? And the crazy Mother that just keeps prodding us to attend to our waking world. Wake Up! Yes! I hear ya! Loud and clear!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I can do this to my husband?
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
I loved Titus's comment.
That's hysterical!
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